A guy's perspective...

At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. Finally , the guys' side of the story.
Remember, these are our rules!

Please also note: These are ALL numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Sunday sports - It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want straightaway.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!

Just say it!

1. 'Yes' and 'No' are perfectly Acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only If you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your friends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem . See a good doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, Don't expect us
to act like soap opera guys.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach,
for example, is a fruit, not A color! Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no
idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it WILL BE scratched. We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape

1. Thank you for reading this.

I know, I would have to sleep on the couch tonight; But did you know men
really don't mind that? It's like camping and we do it all the time.